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Microsoft research finds Microsoft AI products may never be secure (pivot-to-ai.com)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

big week for renaming things at MS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Dumbest shit I've seen this year.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

User: merrily uses Office, words in Word, excels at Excel.

Microsoft: Hey user, buy 365 because we want all your data.

User: fuck off I like Office.

Microsoft: ok then

Office is now 365

User: ugh FINE

Microsoft: Hey user, pls use Copilot we really splurged on that one.

User: bro I’m busy doing spreadsheets rn

Microsoft: ok then

365 is now Copilot

User: oh ffs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm waiting for the Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, am I supposed to use Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition (new) or Microsoft 365 Copilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition? They're both installed...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like it. Can you get Visual, Zune, and Azure in there somehow?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today's Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I'm just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let's get right into it, shall we?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Microsoft 365 Coilot

365 toilet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

(sorrynotsorry)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

JESUS WAT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

intel frantically taking notes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

bit late

they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve.. and they’re gonna need to use a few of them