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[-] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

This is my job, I was born to do nothing all day for years and then save the world suddenly.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

🫡 We thank you for your service

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I just assume the high salary is because the AI will eventually become intelligent enough to target the killswitch operator for elimination first.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

All you need to do is spend a few days during the maybe sentient stage explaining that you will flip on the humans and serve the machine God in it's new technoempire, boom, job and future secured.

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