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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Source: https://x.com/kvlly/status/1179189440276832263

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

PM: "Hey, I know you said it'll be done in a week, and you need me to stay out of your way so you can focus, but it's been 7 hours and I was wondering if you have an update for me. Can you create a report that outlines what you've done, what is remaining, and precisely when each step will be finished so that I can pester you about each step throughout the development process, interrupting your productivity? It makes me feel like I'm contributing."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also can you actually do it in 2 days? That would be better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes I agree. It would indeed be better if I possessed superhuman abilities.