this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I've made my omelette, now I've got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'd rather "if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

We could workshop it, but if you're bad at something, never do it for free

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The fish one is making me laugh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take