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Battle of the Helmsmen will now commence. 8 pilots enter. 1 pilot leaves. (startrek.website)

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Highest upvoted helmsman in this thread will be declared best helmsman in the fleet.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sulu has a sword.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But Captain Proton has a Destructor Beam!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Overrated! 😡

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ortegas has wielded a sword too. I’d like to see them both wield a bat’leth. For honor you know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The Federation's Helmsmen quality peaked in the 23rd century.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its a battle of pilots.. is it a hand to hand battle? And even so somehow sulu gets a sword, when they all had phasers? Seems conceptually backwards to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Piloting and fencing both require excellent hand-eye coordination. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that Mr. Sulu is the best helmsman. QED