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New armor just dropped (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

hopefully pineapple can get at least honorary pizza topping status for this so this bullshit debate can end already

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Agreed, but only the part that can withstand the iron ball, so you all have to start putting pineapple skin on your pizzas.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Still acidic, adds some chew and good fiber?

Bring it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.

Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Risky move if you're taking on an Ice Dragon... it might be Canadian. We love our pineapple pizza.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Super friendly, pineapple pizza loving, Canadian dragons are alright by me...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I enjoy an occasional Hawaiian pizza.