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Personally I don't think it gets dumber than the "Crashing Out" challenge (Film yourself as doing as many crimes as possible in the dumbest ways as possible, and try to get as much cash as possible from the views before you're banned from the platform and arrested)
Seriously, one guy's basically in the South Korean version of Area 51 after trying to see how many countries he could do this in..
If he was American, he could have just stayed home and done a lot of things that are federal crimes, like accidentally blocking a toilet in a national park or threatening a circus.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/42201868-how-to-become-a-federal-criminal
This book is so good.
This looks hilarious and will have to read. Thanks for sharing! Although, it did sort of ruin my plans for importing a pregnant polar bear.
I'm about 3/4 of the way through it and I have to keep putting it down because I often read in the evening after my wife has gone to bed and I'll be laughing too hard.