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Don't forget that Boxing Day is when we traditionally change from 'elf on a shelf' to... (a.l3n.co)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When Prince Andrew does it, it becomes nonce on a horse

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That doesn't rhyme :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

DW I got you, Ballbag on a nag

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I spent a while trying to make, nonce and paedo work but got nothing in this context. Best I managed was "sicko on a hippo" which isn't close enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Although “hippo” does come from the Greek word for horse, “hippos.” Hippopotamus means “river horse.”

So sicko on a hippo works, albeit only in slant rhyme.