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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

~~that's a trick question: pigs don't shower~~

i apologize. i'm going to stop calling police pigs. i have been working on it for a year and failing but i am going to xmas gift myself the right to stop calling them pigs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, they just roll around in their own slop and shit, squealing in ecstasy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

AKCHULY pigs are very clean animals. Oh wait you meant the cops.