this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Granted. The amount of peace and quiet in the remainder of your life has been reduced, so it totals only a few hours. You will rarely get to have more than a few seconds at a time.