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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (3 children)

At least its music, though this does confirm that Baby Shark is something they'd have played at Gitmo if it'd been around 2 decades ago.

I have been to many places where things like these are everywhere:

Imagine this but diesel powered, a bit chonkier, and they just emit this high pitched scream (there are other versions called 'mosquito alarms'), and has extremely bright, blue strobing lights that will induce seizures in anyone susceptible.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

JFC, the cruelty really is the point...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always feel an urge to sabotage those things when I see them, were only they not covered in literal cameras

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

IR LEDs + Disposable, thick framed novelty glasses

Clothes you can toss or donate

Ingress and Egress method about 1/2 mile away from target, different locations and methods for each.

Ability to sprint for 10 minutes

Above average situational awareness

Do not bring your phone

Don't return to the area for 3 months

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I mean yeah I reckon I could if I really wanted to but that's a lot of effort to temporarily disrupt surveillance of a random walmart parking lot

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Oh if baby shark had been around two decades ago…

They have one of those outside the Home Depot in DC playing classical music to pacify all the day laborers hanging around hoping to pick up work.