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Missing a slam-dunk headline (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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(FYI - the article that the guy is replying to is misinformation. Two commenters have provided snopes links for anyone curious.)

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If trans people and Adderall people are outlawed then there will be no tech industry left.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You are forgetting about the furries.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

there's a lot of overlap in that venn diagram

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

some might event say it's a circle

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A hole is kind of a circle.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This one in particular is chambered in 300mm, now get back in thine hole tech goblin.

[–] yboutros@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hell you could erase the circles and just color in the whole page at that point

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, I think we're included by virtue of overlapping Venn diagrams.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are there any cis furries in tech that aren’t on amphetamines?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The ones that are were probably all grabbed up by the US Navy to work on the Nuclear Submarines.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the navy we’re talking about…

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like you want the straightest ones on the submarine, if only for the smell.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm so confused by this comment, straight people smell better?! Gay people (or I"m assuming you're referring to the sexual acts) smell worse than straight people?! So straight people can't have anal sex and are known for how great they smell?!? If it's an attempt at a joke, try punching up instead of down.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was making a joke about the smell of sexual fluids, what with submarines being partially closed systems. Dont want too much seamen semen. Yeah I dont fully get it either, I am very tired.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

New concept: submarine aces

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

lol fair enough.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Won’t somebody think of the yiff markets