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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It's not about toxicity, it's about mind control! Fluoride makes you passive. But you know this since you're a tool of the government pushing poison.

Just bleach your teeth like normal people! You know, with the bleach under the kitchen sink.

(Don't actually do this)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I mean, trump got reelected. I hope it's the flouride.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like the ol' General said / s

We can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yikes 😬

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is the correct response from any line from Dr. Strangelove taken out of context.

In context, it takes some 15 to 30 minutes for you to understand that you are supposed to laugh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Its from Dr. Strangeglove

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And that's why you should only drink grain alcohol and pure, natural rain water. To preserve the essence of your precious bodily fluids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eating seeds as a pastime activity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The real Chads use raw organic free-range non-GMO pesticide-free lemon juice with baking soda. It'll leave your teeth as white as they'll be sensitive! Keep it crunchy. You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I've heard it works much better and actually reverses the mind control if you first mix the bleach with ammonia.

(Also, please, don't actually do this, some people still die every year from this)