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[–] [email protected] 69 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 12 hours ago

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago

Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Gonna have huge calves.