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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They don't even drink alcohol. What makes you think they allow caffeine?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Picard has actual earth produced wine from his family's own ancient vineyard in stock. They usually just don't drink alcohol unless it's a special occasion, but synthol has the same effect, it just wears off faster, so people can drink within 4 hours of a shift.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kaboom, wrong about everything as usual.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kaboom is the person you corrected. That's thier name.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

"there's coffee in that nebula"

They clearly allow it, whether or not most partake is another matter. I'm also not familiar with anything saying they don't allow alcohol, just that synthetic is a widely used alternative