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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Forget that, just lease the desk to a company that makes gay and trans porn and have people fuck on it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's not what jones used it for?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No. Im suggesting penis on the desk, not an enormous cunt.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Gavin McGinnes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There was nothing else in the news today but this. Every person on the planet knows at this point.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Not when they exclusively get their news from fox, tucker, and Alex Jones. Most probably have no clue. One downside to isolationist media.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Except the person who just asked what it was about, I imagine that's why they asked .

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if OP means this, but given that the acquisition headline has been posted 500 times today, I assume they meant "what's the deal with the desk?"

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It's the desk from InfoWars, which The Onion just bought."

Better? Sorry I assumed y'all could put two and two together (it's four, btw).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I guess "the desk" is something that people who watch infowars know about? "The desk from infowars" doesn't give the rest of us any context.

Why didn't they ask about the carpet, or the refrigerator? What's so special about the desk?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Okay, I did a bit of googling and I think they refer to this desk:

Which... I guess... is iconic if you watch InfoWars?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This whole conversation makes this post make a lot more sense.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you knew what InfoWars was at all, it would be pretty obvious, you don't need to have watched much (which I didn't, just saw the meme clips). InfoWars was one dude sitting at a desk screaming about conspiracy theories and selling snake oil for hours and hours, that's all it was. The desk was the only other thing on screen besides Alex Jones afaik. There was nothing special about it, but there was also no other part of the office "featured" on the show. Plus it says "InfoWars" in giant letters on it, so that should make for a fun prop for The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Everything I know about InfoWars I read. Every picture I've seen of Alex Jones is him outside or a closeup of his face.

But I did see the picture of the desk that somebody else posted and I understand now why having it would be a big deal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, the judge paused the purchase and the site it back up slinging crap.