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[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

C:

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    printf("Hello World!");
    return(0);
}

EDIT: POSIX-compatible shell:

echo "Hello World!"
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

PHP:

Hello World!
[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Python2 is only one character longer:

print "Hello world!"

And you get proper data types too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Shell is only meant for duct tape scripts, you know to tie two regular compiled programs together