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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (7 children)

"Trump can't actually do any of those horrible things," -friend who doesn't understand politics and hasn't been following anything

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Trump's going to put a bunch of social media grifters and narcissists into his cabinet and really get things done. The GOP is simply too competent to fail.

We definitely won't have municipal elections in 2025 or state elections in 2026. And nothing will go so wrong that people abandon the Republican Party like they did in 2018.

Elections will be cancelled, just like they were after 2002 and 2016, when Republicans had a three branch monopoly. And no liberal will ever be so popular as to threaten establishment conservative politics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

narcissists into his cabinet

The great thing about narcissists is they're narcissists: they only care about themselves, they're thin skinned, and they're vindictive.

There is no chance in hell this admin is going to be efficient. One of the things that stands to save the USA is the inevitable infighting of Trump's cabinet and party.

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