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Tennessee woman randomly attacked by monkey as she was feeding her cats (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"The woman used the shotgun to bludgeon the monkey."

If they had meant that she shot the monkey, I would be surprised if they used any phrasing other than "The woman grabbed a shotgun and shot the monkey."

Maybe I'm not interpreting what happened correctly, but to me it seems clear.