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Make way for the professional (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I have a foolproof way to always come out on top at a casino, it's a simple trick that gamblers will hate you for.

  1. Dress smart, it makes you look like an easy mark.
  2. Make sure to wear black shoes, polished to a shine, this will be important later.
  3. Own the casino.
  4. Ignore 1 and 2.
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I have heard of someone who did just this but still went bankrupt multiple times.