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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon watches a scary movie with his gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hi.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hellooo

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OHGODOHGOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD WORK

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Show 'em your butthole!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

I hope this interaction has given you the confidence to plan out your second line after saying hello :))

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like that's the missing last sentence: Am meeting dudes now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I am become gay yelp