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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kind of selfish of that monkey really.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds

Maybe the monkey can be a little less of a dick, for science?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:

Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.

Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs

Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can't publish this! Earth is doomed!

*More clicketyclacks *

Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is.......

Trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: To be......

Louder trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: .... or not.....

Very loud trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!

Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow