Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't windows-shame me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The safe word is "regedit"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Group policy me harder, babe"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Subs aren't in the sudoers file

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you tried Vista?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?