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Anon takes their dog for a walk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I'm grass.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your mom's grass

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your ass is grass

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

AND I'M GONNA MOW IT

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that just a salad?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if it comes from the salad region of France.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, otherwise it’s just crispy grass.