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While I am leaning towards sex, any thing that you felt that spiced up your life works B-)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

if you ever are feeling depressed/hopeless, go sit on the grass in a cemetery for a good minute. then visit a hospice, then visit a retirement home.

if you ever dont feel like doing some chore around the house, try doing it blindfolded or without your hands. it becomes awesome and hilarious.

if you find yourself trapped in a conversation, throw in a totally unrelated quote.

if someone is being mean to you, say their name and then stay silent.

oh and for sex stuff, be unpredictable and enthusiastic. many people are just missing FUN.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's only so many times I want to hear "Wrong hole!" shouted at me though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are supposed to just sit at the cemetery not dig holes

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You do you, boo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"when in Rome, Alan."
*intense stare*