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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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The universe is humongous.

  • The hard drive space is practically limited to the Big Bang on one end and the heat death of the universe on the other, but it contains all of the data for everything that exists. That's massive.

  • The RAM is massive because it's handling all the variables and changes of the present.

  • The cache is much smaller as established by the study that found the universe is not locally real. Things only happen once they are observed, but it happens almost instantaneously. Still, the cache is massive because it is handling everything that is being observed at the same time. That's a lot of things.

All of the above are massive extremes. However,

  • The processing speed is limited at the speed of light. In comparison to the others, the speed of light is soooooo ridiculously slow, causing a bottle neck.

PS - Massive because it's mass I've observed. Not really tho, you silly goat. Big bang while I swig Tang and watch a twig hang.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ive heard of a shower beer... but this seems more like the result of a shower joint

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dont do weed ๐Ÿšญ cause gives me panic for first 15 mins

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Glad to hear I'm not alone! I like weed, but the potential for panic attacks is too scary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My aunt gave me an edible for Thanksgiving last year and I felt nothing for the first few hours. Cue random panic attack on the ride home that lasted until 4 am

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yup, had a massive panic attack from gummies. Went to the hospital because I thought I was having a stroke. Got pumped full of lorazepam and slept for 26 hours. Full day of my life gone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep, you're not alone! We're connected rn ๐Ÿ’ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Spooky action at a distance.