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Take that, atheists (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So what OOP is saying with their question is that the important attribute about that baby is that it is christian.

Meanwhile to a sane person, the important attribute about the baby is that it is a fucking baby flying through the fucking air!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

If its a budhist baby I'm putting that little shit out of the park. He will be reincarnated, my conscience is clear. /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Clearly the moral option!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Pastor approves wholeheartedly!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

But to be a Christian baby it must already be baptized and will therefore go to heaven instead of fucking around with reincarnation until it manages to not be a bad person and go to Nirvana.