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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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In my last session, a player gave a sleeping dog heroin to cause it to overdose. Horrific stuff really

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Me, playing a ratman at a human dinner party in some big-but-mundane mansion garden: "Are there any cats around?"

My DM, unsuspecting and interested in where I'm going: "It seems reasonable that there would be a cat. Yeah, let's say there's a cat."

Me: "Is anyone looking?"

My DM, suddenly concerned: "... no...?"

Me:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Looking out for the little homies