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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Meanwhile, people who say they love cold weather:

"I like sweaters, coats and boots, bundling up, sitting inside by a fire with hot cocoa.". Really sounds like they enjoy being warm, not cold after all.

So maybe "I like air conditioning, watching the sun from inside, the feeling of coming in out of the heat in the summer, a refreshing cold shower in the morning, being able to wear fashionable sunglasses and hats."

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like feeling the cold around me while protecting my vitals from it.

As I'm sure you've heard and maybe even contemplated, I can generally warm myself up. It's a lot harder to cool myself down, at least past a certain point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I have the opposite problem, when it gets past a certain coldness I can't warm up without an external heat source. Hot weather I can be cool IF I am in the shade with a breeze, grew up without AC in Florida so probably just adapted.

School kids here do have to do heat danger videos for athletics though, for some ungodly reason they do practices in the afternoons not before school and kids were dropping in the heat. It is dangerous like extreme cold is, I don't go do yardwork when it's the top of a summer day.

Was just saying that if people can say they "love the cold" because they like being warm, it's no sillier to say you like the heat because you like cooling off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Isn't cooling off what going to the pool/beach is all about?

Late autumn repping the best temps, tho.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Solutions to being too cold - put on more layers, get a hot beverage, do some light exercise

Solutions to being too hot - get to some AC, splash water on yourself, take off layers

The problem is that the first set of solutions is generally more accessible and work-friendly. I can't take off my shirt on a site visit for work (or even wear shorts, and being in damp sweaty clothes is miserable compared to being chilly and needing to warm up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I swear shorts and t-shirt until about 5 degrees C, love it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Same, but I hate cold weather. It's not because I'm uncomfortable, it's because I hate all the things associated with cold weather:

  • shoveling snow
  • icy roads
  • so many ads (Black Friday + Christmas)

The temperature itself is fine, and sometimes I'll even shovel snow in shorts. It's everything else that pisses me off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Those people can speak for themselves. I like getting plastered then walking around shirtless in below freezing temps. Makes me feel alive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Ah, a fellow man of culture.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I prefer being outside in cold weather. If I had my druthers I'd keep my house at 60 degrees in the winter and bundle up. I've lived in a house where I could wake up and see my breath in my own bedroom on especially cold days and it was glorious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Ha! Well as much as I hate the cold, I hate the heater even more. Resist turning it on until it's really too cold in long sleeves and a sweater. Air conditioner we keep at 78F, and it helps to keep the house from mold/mildew, improves air quality. Heater dries everything out and feels awful. We do set the heater to 60F, and don't run it often.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but I'm too poor for AC so the summer is all suffering. Climate change is making it worse and worse and I hate the whole world more and more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Yeah I grew up before there was A/C all over, even in school didn't have it until I was 12, and as bad as heat with no air conditioning is, it's not as deadly as freezing weather with no heat. What do the homeless people do in cold places, do they just die in the winter? There is no season here where going outside in regular clothes would kill you, at least. Uncomfortable, sure.

But again, I think it's some epigenetic adaptation, I really do run cool, and now my kids do too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's more of a comfy-ness to being enveloped by warmth when its cold out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but that's just a mindset. You can turn that mindset on in the Florida summers too. When you get in your car and it's an oven until the AC cools it you just pretend you're in a sauna, breathing that hot air from the coals. You're sweating while you're doing a job/project, you just pretend it's like hot yoga.

A hot tub feels amazing. The heat can too when you decide it does. When you finally give into the heat and decide you're just gonna be sweaty today, it feels great.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I love wearing 10kg of clothes just to stay warm while I'm outside

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I literally do. Layers are so comfortable and safe feeling