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As a B.A. holding custodian I resemble that remark!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

my schoolbus driver used to yell "IF YOU DON'T HUSH UP BACK THERE IM GONNA TYE YOUR TONGUE IN A KNOT"

She was terrifying, or atleast she was to elementary me. She did however bring a thing of paper so the whole bus could have a paper ball fight on the day before winter break and summer break. That was cool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Ha ha, I sometimes threaten to make my kids ride on the roof, but of course they'd be into that. They know I'm mostly full of shit by this point anyway.

I'd like to try the paper ball fight thing, but with my luck some kid would lose an eye. Being a bus driver was probably a lot more fun before they all got video cameras.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

I imagine it was probably pretty satisfying to shove all those paper balls out the emergency exit with a leafblower after everyone got off the bus.

That's what I would do, at least. Man, that sounds fun. I need to get a school bus.