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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like the fan theory that jurassic park could have worked if they followed modern guidelines for zoos in terms of meeting the minimum enclosure sizes per animal and making sure that the animals were properly stimulated. But John Hammond just cut every corner he could.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

B-b-but he said he spared no expense!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

He didn't, it's just that the expense was spent on dodging regulatory obligations as opposed to actually making a park that wouldn't be more at home in an analogue horror series

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure. Trying to run a highly dangerous, technologically advanced theme park with two underpaid IT guys and no disaster avoidance and recovery plans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Recovery plan: Australian guy with a shotgun.