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Fruit Flies (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Earthlings don't eat Earth either. They're still Earthlings.

Sperm whales don't eat sperm.

Mayflies don't eat May or any other month.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

W wait a s second! What do sperm wales eat? Have I been pointlessly jacking off into the ocean for decades??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

No, you've been keeping the salinity high.

Thank you for your service.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Dobsonflies don't even eat Dobson!

What a world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Earthlings don't eat earth because "earth" isn't something to be eaten. Sperm whales don't eat sperm because sperm is (usually) not something to be eaten.

Fruit, however, is supposed to be eaten, and by many, many animals. By calling something a fruit fly, the expectation for most people would be that its diet consists mainly of fruit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Or ya know, that they're usually found hanging around near fruit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like Fruit Bats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm going to be very upset if fruit bats don't eat fruit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wtf do earthlings eat other than earth? Plants, animals & fungus are all parts of Earth TO BE EATEN

By other animals or fungus.