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I think we know what trump is hiding (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Trump famously has a golden toilet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Normally I would say his shit stinks just like everyone else's, but I'm willing to bet it literally smells worse than most people's .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't want to shit in that toilet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do but in the tank instead of the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Upper Decker. Classic.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wasn't funny 8 years ago, and still isn't.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Drag thinks it's funny because they're both moldy fascists.