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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't fret beardless man. Its evolution. Who needs a crumb catcher?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow look at this fat cat over here who can afford to lose crumbs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Oh it catches spit. It also catches feces when you flush the toilet as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly the toilet flushing thing is stupid. You're catching the shit particles regardless just by shitting.

If you can smell shit the particles are already in your lungs. Along with the myriad of other "gross" particles that just naturally exist in the air like pathogens, mold, skin cells, etc.

If you're that worried about it I expect to see you wearing a hazmat suit 24/7

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You jest, but I have whipped out the NBC gas mask because of a rank fart before.