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submitted 2 months ago by zecg@lemmy.world to c/techtakes@awful.systems

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[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The future as predicted by people who are completely addicted to computers.

Yes officer this smart device idea right here:

If the baby has trouble latching, maybe the sticker’s capacitive touch sensors could help the parent find a better position.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

disrupting raising humans with bionic parenting

[–] birbs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Somehow bionic nipples weren't on my futurism bingo card.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 2 months ago

it's in the expansion pack dlc. gotta keep your horrors updated