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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a similar experience last week and it turned out a neighbor kid had shot himself with a flare gun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

On Halloween night...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately true story. They're people we're neighborly with as well. It was their dumbass son's son who dug some stuff out of the back of their SUV after a camping trip whilst unsupervised. Had a spot burned to the bone right between his eyes from the propellant and a deep burn in his thigh from the flare.