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Anon tries smoking for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nicotine is an interesting poison as rather than killing the bugs the plant sloooows them down and the nicotine stnkifies them makin em more attractive to predators.

So yeah it's calming

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It slows them down because it's a paralytic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sooooo relaxed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I usually don't like to be stiff when relaxed, but then again I also don't like to smoke I suppose lol