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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (39 children)

Maybe they just have a partner they look at

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (35 children)

Porn is the only reason I am still married. After our second kid, my wife's already low sex drive dropped to asexual. She is a wonderful mother, but she is either willfully or ignorantly oblivious to any romantic advance. I get, on average, about one fully clothed, under-the-covers hand job every 6 months or so that's so unenthusiastic that I am reminded why I stopped trying to get her to do it. I am sexually starving. The only thing I want in the world right now is to feel the warm touch of someone who actually wants to touch me again, but I'd rather die, lonely, but married to her than let my kids grow up in a broken home.....

So ya, I jerk off to porn after she goes to bed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (32 children)

It's better to show your kids what is like to be happy and have your needs met than to show them being miserable and setling. Especially on their behalf.

Which would you rather for your kids?

Which are you showing your kids by example?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

'Hey kids, your mom won't give daddy the nookie so I'ma head out now'

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ok, but me being in my late 30s I'd be like, I get it dad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hire sex workers and tell her.

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