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Anon goes to dinner with coworkers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The same goes for the Irish car bomb drink. As I heard one comedian say "imagine how many Americans would be up in arms if I made a drink that was two kamikazes in a Manhattan and called it a 9/11."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

9/11 drink would go hard tho, imagine it comes in two cups, with 9 parts something 11 parts alcohol, but it would be easier on others countries with 11/9

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This is how to do carbomb jokes.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

The difference is Irish car bombs are fucking delicious. That 9/11 sounds disgusting.