this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My guy we're talking about the Sims

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's not realistic about a man breaking down in his own piss in front the espresso machine he somehow wasn't able to leave for the bathroom while his wife drowned in the pool just because it didn't have a ladder?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

A tale as old as time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, you would have difficulty going to the toilet too if it took 1h each time you did so and 3h to take a shower.