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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Last week I murdered an entire family of people across the street and started living in their house. One of their relatives came over and was all angry so I had to kill him and his entire family (human shields) because I needed to feel safe in my own home.

This is very complicated and you're stupid if you don't recognize that I've lived here since before I was born.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Bombing a police station because there's a chance one of the cops might try to arrest me.

Bombing the court house so there's no place for my trial.

Bombing the mayor's Special Committee On Investigating City Bombings to cover my trail.

Bombing the local field office of the newspaper that's writing a report on all these bombings.

More people are saying I'm the bad guy, but this is just adding the number of people I have to add to my list of future bomb targets.