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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.

fucking casuals.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it's switches.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't even use a computer, I just hunt fish

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Really? That's inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fish can be bloated, too.