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Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You grow the Hadrons for the collider?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They hose down the court after the collisions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No, that's ridiculous!

They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Busted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least you have job security!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It is very secure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

ok but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I'm begging