Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aliens, first observing croutons: Humans enjoy mixing hard, crunchy toasted objects into salads.

Aliens, first observing shrimp in salads, furiously crushing out the first line: Humans don't like hard, crunchy salad ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

guy eating salad: I wish this hurt

guy who invented croutons: have I got something for you