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What's your radical opinion? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Assert dominance by eating as per normal and when you encounter a tail, spit it at the chef.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like each time for extra awkwardness

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Oh trust me, I don't need the extra awkwardness!

Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so... PATOOIE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Save them all in your cheeks then blast them at the chef like Yoshi

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My dad leaves the shell fully on as a stand-alone appetizer of grilled shrimp, so the shrimp is entirely covered in shell. It took until the third time my ex had dinner there for him to ask why the shrimp was so crunchy and for me to realize I’d forgotten to warn him.