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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how do they get out of their cars, they can't open the doors

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The first one has the windows open

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

2nd one's still in there, you can see them (barely) through the tinted window.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think that's the car seat, or someone with a really wide head

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That kinda looks like... SCP-173.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173

that seems to be about a blink monster. the closest I could find is

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1061

but it's not a great match

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean the "person" in the car, not the car itself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

still not quite seeing it tbh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The second one is especially triggering since the parking lot seems otherwise empty. Like they just did it as a weird flex or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Now we know where all the carts should go

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

How did they go out of the car?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago