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how do they get out of their cars, they can't open the doors
The first one has the windows open
2nd one's still in there, you can see them (barely) through the tinted window.
I think that's the car seat, or someone with a really wide head
That kinda looks like... SCP-173.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173
that seems to be about a blink monster. the closest I could find is
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1061
but it's not a great match
I mean the "person" in the car, not the car itself.
still not quite seeing it tbh
The second one is especially triggering since the parking lot seems otherwise empty. Like they just did it as a weird flex or something.
Now we know where all the carts should go
How did they go out of the car?
Trunk maybe?