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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago (4 children)

People who actually think this are using it as an excuse for their bad manners.

The person employed by the supermarket to gather carts is not employed to return your cart to the cart return near your vehicle. They are employed to gather the carts from the cart return near your vehicle and bring them back to the store building's cart return.

By doing this, you do not create more jobs (as the cart return employee position already exists whether you return your cart or not), you create more work for an already probably underpaid employee and you also increase everyone's autoinsurance because when the wind blows the carts damage other people's vehicles.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK, you got me, I actually always return my cart and seldom shit in the broccoli.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

That information is classified. But you'll know it when you see/smell it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's the same person that makes a mess and thinks "it's the janitor's job".