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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Sometimes people walking dogs plan on walking past the same spot on the return trip, so they leave the bag. Sometimes they forget to pick it back up, or forget that they dropped it there and take a different route home. Sometimes bag number two is the next day, or some other person's bag. Generally, if someone's going to pull a shit and split, they're not bagging.