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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Ah, Schrodinger's liberal. They are all LGBTQ and having gay sex, thus not having children and are cat ladies. But they at the same time are having all the abortions (that were made through gay sex).

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I thought communing with Satan is how we get pregnant. But, I admit I didn't pay much attention in Communism class.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I think liberals just bud asexually.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You misspelled jesus. That's how Mary was impregnated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She got pregnant with her son? Where’s a child welfare investigator when you need one?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Incest.... Ewwww gross.

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