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Java Was The Future (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why do people hate on Java so much, I think it’s a great language.

Do you use Java at work?

Fuck no, I want to stay sane.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

I work with Java. And I'm definitely 'rose tinted glasses' because I also learned to code in Java. But I'm the opposite.

Do you use Java at home?

Fuck no, I want to stay sane.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

To me, Java feels nice and homely. Like coming home to your family over Christmas. Of course your parents aren't quite with the times any more and a bit racist, which always makes for a nice discussion with your sister's Hispanic husband. And there's always uncle bob, who gets way too drunk and starts hitting on your wife. Your sister usually tries to get you to invest in her latest MLM scheme and the food tastes like seasoned cardboard. But it's always warm and welcoming. Luckily it's only for the holidays.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

A lot of people misapply OOP principles, causing them to come up with stuff like ThingFactoryFactory, or the things Enterprise FizzBuzz parodies.